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It’s all fun and games until someone dies in your bed.
Doris, Rita, Lily and Betty share the ‘Lady’s Home’, a graceful old mansion that they are using as a de facto rest home, a place where they can age in comfort and peace.
And for years, that’s exactly what they were doing, until Betty began to develop issues that is.
After she has a series of one-night stands that upsets the household, Betty brings home a man who experiences the ultimate happy ending, actually dying while in the act.
Having someone go toes up while you’re in bed with them is traumatic enough. However, that trauma is compounded when they realize he wasn’t just one more guy looking for fun: he’s Ricky Haverill, a major political candidate.
And now he’s dead in Betty’s bed.
The fallout from this could be catastrophic.
A spur of the moment decision to not call the police leads to a wild road trip from Vermont to Washington D.C. in the vain hope they can somehow just drop him off at the next campaign stop and stay out of it.
But when you have a dead politician and a dildo named Frankie riding shotgun, the trip ends up being anything but sedate.
With people searching for Ricky and the clock ticking, the mission seems doomed.
But never underestimate the power of age and treachery over youth and enthusiasm.
Coming December 15, 2024
Now Available Stephanie Funk writing as Stevie Lynne. The Accidental Animal Cop continues the Brownville series, a humorous look at small town life and the characters that make them so unique. Rachel Tillison thinks she has her life all planned out. A shiny new college degree, a long term boyfriend and an entire future ahead of her that's hers for the taking. And none of those plans involved emus, dogs, turkeys or a renegade goat. But sometimes even the best laid plans can go awry. After her boyfriend dumps her abruptly, Rachel moves home to Brownville and takes the Animal Control officer job....but only 'temporarily', just until she finds something better. However, a series of dog disappearances, a strange white creature in the woods and a strange man in town get Rachel to hunting for the truth. And she finds herself along the way. If you enjoy animals and a fast paced, tongue in cheek caper along the lines of the Stephanie Plum series, then this will be right up your alley! Find us on Amazon, Barnes & Noble and more. And check out our Facebook page for the latest in news and upcoming works. |
Also by Stevie Lynne The First Book in the Brownville Series Now on sale for a limited time! To celebrate the release of 'The Lady's Home' pick up the first book in the Brownville Series for $3.99, $3 off the list price. Write on Main Street Sandy Case is on the run and under the gun. Once an aspiring Chicago reporter, her free fall from grace has been breathtaking. When your ex is a vindictive Pulitzer winner with a popular blog that skewers you, the old adage 'you can run but you can't hide' rings true. Landing in a small Vermont town, she picks herself up and attempts to rebuild her life. When a prominent politician is murdered, Sandy ends up on the case and in the story...which isn't the best strategy when you are trying to hide. Sandy has never been one to sit, so she keeps digging, even though she risks running afoul of a deadly gang and revealing to her ex exactly where she is. But will either one of them turn out to be a match for her? On sale now here and at popular retailers across the country. |